Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs XI

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs X

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs IX

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs VIII

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs VII

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs VI

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs V

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs IV

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs III

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs II

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Torah Portion W/ Luke Ford, Rabbs

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Chayei Sarah(Genesis 23:1–25:18). I ask Rabbi Rabbs about how to find a wife.



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Luke Ford Sings Go West

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power XI

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power X

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power IX

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power VIII

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power VII

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power VI

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power V

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power IV

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power III

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power II

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Vayeira - Torah Hour Of Power

Luke Ford writes: This week’s Torah portion is Vayeira (Genesis 18:1–22:24). I ask Rabbi Rabbs: Why did Avraham not plead with God to gives the Sodomites a chance to do reparative therapy and repent?



Friday, October 15, 2010

Suicidal Gay Teens VII

Luke Ford writes: Joey Kurtzman and I talk on my live cam to the thousands of suicidal gay teens who tune in to my Torah Talks each week to find out if life is worth living.

When he was just a little tyke at Beverly Hills High School, Joey Kurtzman was a suicidal gay teen. He tried so hard to deny his own nature that he forced himself to have sex with girls. Eventually, he even married a woman and lived with her for years, forcing himself night after night with pure acts of will to commit disgusting acts of heterosexual intercourse.

Today Joey Kurtzman has embraced his gay self and he’ll teach you from this week’s Torah portion on how you too can live the dream!

Suicidal gay teens! A generation at risk! What does the Torah say? Tune in to find out.



Suicidal Gay Teens VI

Luke Ford writes: Joey Kurtzman and I talk on my live cam to the thousands of suicidal gay teens who tune in to my Torah Talks each week to find out if life is worth living.

When he was just a little tyke at Beverly Hills High School, Joey Kurtzman was a suicidal gay teen. He tried so hard to deny his own nature that he forced himself to have sex with girls. Eventually, he even married a woman and lived with her for years, forcing himself night after night with pure acts of will to commit disgusting acts of heterosexual intercourse.

Today Joey Kurtzman has embraced his gay self and he’ll teach you from this week’s Torah portion on how you too can live the dream!

Suicidal gay teens! A generation at risk! What does the Torah say? Tune in to find out.



Suicidal Gay Teens IV

Luke Ford writes: Joey Kurtzman and I talk on my live cam to the thousands of suicidal gay teens who tune in to my Torah Talks each week to find out if life is worth living.

When he was just a little tyke at Beverly Hills High School, Joey Kurtzman was a suicidal gay teen. He tried so hard to deny his own nature that he forced himself to have sex with girls. Eventually, he even married a woman and lived with her for years, forcing himself night after night with pure acts of will to commit disgusting acts of heterosexual intercourse.

Today Joey Kurtzman has embraced his gay self and he’ll teach you from this week’s Torah portion on how you too can live the dream!

Suicidal gay teens! A generation at risk! What does the Torah say? Tune in to find out.



Suicidal Gay Teens III

Luke Ford writes: Joey Kurtzman and I talk on my live cam to the thousands of suicidal gay teens who tune in to my Torah Talks each week to find out if life is worth living.

When he was just a little tyke at Beverly Hills High School, Joey Kurtzman was a suicidal gay teen. He tried so hard to deny his own nature that he forced himself to have sex with girls. Eventually, he even married a woman and lived with her for years, forcing himself night after night with pure acts of will to commit disgusting acts of heterosexual intercourse.

Today Joey Kurtzman has embraced his gay self and he’ll teach you from this week’s Torah portion on how you too can live the dream!

Suicidal gay teens! A generation at risk! What does the Torah say? Tune in to find out.



Suicidal Gay Teens II

Luke Ford writes: Joey Kurtzman and I talk on my live cam to the thousands of suicidal gay teens who tune in to my Torah Talks each week to find out if life is worth living.

When he was just a little tyke at Beverly Hills High School, Joey Kurtzman was a suicidal gay teen. He tried so hard to deny his own nature that he forced himself to have sex with girls. Eventually, he even married a woman and lived with her for years, forcing himself night after night with pure acts of will to commit disgusting acts of heterosexual intercourse.

Today Joey Kurtzman has embraced his gay self and he’ll teach you from this week’s Torah portion on how you too can live the dream!

Suicidal gay teens! A generation at risk! What does the Torah say? Tune in to find out.



Suicidal Gay Teens

Luke Ford writes: Joey Kurtzman and I talk on my live cam to the thousands of suicidal gay teens who tune in to my Torah Talks each week to find out if life is worth living.

When he was just a little tyke at Beverly Hills High School, Joey Kurtzman was a suicidal gay teen. He tried so hard to deny his own nature that he forced himself to have sex with girls. Eventually, he even married a woman and lived with her for years, forcing himself night after night with pure acts of will to commit disgusting acts of heterosexual intercourse.

Today Joey Kurtzman has embraced his gay self and he’ll teach you from this week’s Torah portion on how you too can live the dream!

Suicidal gay teens! A generation at risk! What does the Torah say? Tune in to find out.



Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul XI

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”

Luke Ford - Rebel Without A Shul XI

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”

Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul XI

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”

Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul X

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul IX

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul VIII

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul VI

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul VII

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul III

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul V

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



Luke Ford: Rebel Without A Shul IV

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”



XXX-Communicated: Rebel Without A Shul III

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”

XXX-Communicated: Rebel Without A Shul

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”

XXX-Communicated: Rebel Without A Shul II

Luke Ford writes:

On Torah Talk at 7pm PDT on lukeford.net, we will answer the goy Casey’s ten questions about God, we will get a review of my memoir “XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul” from the holy Rabbi Rabbs and we’ll discuss this week’s Torah portion.

I do a lot of Torah Talks with blokes but my heart really lies with talking Torah with hot chicks, preferably hot chicks who don’t have boyfriends. Knowledge of Torah is preferred for this position but not necessary. Please email me and include your credentials (as far as hotness). lukeisback@gmail.com

Arnold wrote on my FB: “Twenty years later, brother, you remain, in essence, the same Luke Ford I knew in Japanese at UCLA!”

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Jesse Katz: The Opposite Field IV

Luke Ford writes:

Wednesday night, Oct. 6, I interview Jesse Katz, author of the 2009 memoir The Opposite Field.



Jesse Katz: The Opposite Field III

Luke Ford writes:

Wednesday night, Oct. 6, I interview Jesse Katz, author of the 2009 memoir The Opposite Field.



Jesse Katz: The Opposite Field II

Luke Ford writes:

Wednesday night, Oct. 6, I interview Jesse Katz, author of the 2009 memoir The Opposite Field.



Jesse Katz: The Opposite Field

Luke Ford writes:

Wednesday night, Oct. 6, I interview Jesse Katz, author of the 2009 memoir The Opposite Field.

Luke: “So, Jesse, when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?”

Jesse: “A shortstop.”

“The Dodgers would’ve been my first choice even though I was in Portland, Oregon. We were hundreds of miles from a major league franchise. Being the child of Brooklynites, the Dodgers were our team.”

Luke: “You meantion early on in your book that part of your parents’ motivation to leave New York was to get away from the rhythms of Jewish life. What did you mean?”

Jesse: “More my dad than my mom. My mom grew up in a family of [secular] intellectuals. My father grew up in a more devout family, a kosher home where there were more rules…

“Living in New York, this great megalopolis of Jewish culture, there were a lot of people there like them with similar life stories and backgrounds and I think they wanted to see who they were outside of that. What they could invent on their own without living up to the expectations of family, culture, the environment.”



Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages X

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



R. Rabbs Teenage Dance Party

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages XI

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages IX

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages VIII

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages VI

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages VII

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages V

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages IV

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages III

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages II

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

At no time in history has it been of more importance that the Torah man hold on to his life force and not spread it around willy nilly among the daughters of Lillith.

Please be on the look out for any women who look like this and when they ask you for the time, do not answer them.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



Monday, October 4, 2010

Luke Ford's Vegetarian Journey VI

Luke Ford writes:

Vegetarianism is the last topic I ever thought I’d speak about publicly, even though I am a life-long vegetarian. I have never eaten meat or fish in my life but I’ve never thought about it much.



Luke Ford's Vegetarian Journey V

Luke Ford writes:

Vegetarianism is the last topic I ever thought I’d speak about publicly, even though I am a life-long vegetarian. I have never eaten meat or fish in my life but I’ve never thought about it much.



Luke Ford's Vegetarian Journey IV

Luke Ford writes:

Vegetarianism is the last topic I ever thought I’d speak about publicly, even though I am a life-long vegetarian. I have never eaten meat or fish in my life but I’ve never thought about it much.



Luke Ford's Vegetarian Journey III

Luke Ford writes:

Even though Christianity and Judaism share the Hebrew Bible in common, they read it completely differently. Christians read it primarily for the stories, particularly the stories that they believe predict the coming of the Messiah. Jews study the Hebrew Bible particularly for the laws.

Seventh-Day Adventism emerged out of the Millerite movement of the 1830s. That was started by the preacher William Miller who said the world was coming to an end.

On what basis did he say this? Daniel 8:14: “Unto two thousand and three hundred days; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed.”

Using the year-day principle, 2300 days becomes 2300 years. 2300 years from 456 BCE means 1844 CE. On Yom Kippur, 1844, Jesus was supposed to come back.

He didn’t come back. Adventists asked themselves why not. They searched the Bible. They found a text in Jeremiah that said that if all Israel kept two Sabbaths, the Messiah would come. The Adventists regarded themselves as the true Israel. They are supercessionists. That’s why they don’t care about modern state of Israel. It has no religious significance to Adventists.



Luke Ford's Vegetarian Journey II

Luke Ford writes:

My vegetarianism is something that comes up in conversation almost every time I eat with people. It came up at kiddish yesterday when I asked if the cholent was vegetarian. It wasn’t.

I don’t proselytize for vegetarianism. I’m a vegetarian by habit. Yes, I think it is a good thing, but it is not something I am passionate about.

Why am I a vegetarian? Because I was raised that way. I was brought up a Seventh-Day Adventist. That’s a type of Protestant Christianity.

Let’s deconstruct the term “Seventh-Day Adventist.” The “Seventh-Day” part means that Adventists keep the Seventh day Sabbath. From sundown Friday night to sundown Saturday night is holy time. You don’t work. Now Seventh-Day Adventists are not as strict about the Sabbath as observant Jews. Seventh-Day Adventists drive on the Sabbath. They’ll turn on lights on the Sabbath. They’ll heat up food on the Sabbath, though they generally won’t cook on the Sabbath. Some Adventists will even watch TV on the Sabbath, but if they’re religious as opposed to simply cultural Adventists, they’ll only watch one of the three satellite Seventh-Day Adventist channels.

The “Adventist” part of Seventh-Day Adventist means that they believe in the imminent advent of Jesus Christ. They think he’s coming back soon and that he will take them away to Heaven. Adventists are into eschatology. That means the study of the time of the end. Adventists are into apocalyptic. Apocalyptic means the disclosure of something hidden. The apocalypse can refer to the final battle that will end all battles – Armaggedon.



Luke Ford's Vegetarian Journey

Luke Ford writes:

Vegetarianism is the last topic I ever thought I’d speak about publicly, even though I am a life-long vegetarian. I have never eaten meat or fish in my life but I’ve never thought about it much.

Until now. You’re forcing me to think, to examine my ways.

By the way, I don’t get why people always ask me, after they hear I’m vegetarian, if I eat fish.

Seventh-Day Adventists take it for granted that if you say you are a vegetarian, that you don’t eat fish.

I was raised a Seventh-Day Adventist. I was raised a vegetarian. I’ve always taken it for granted. My family is vegetarian.



Sunday, October 3, 2010

Jizo and Chibi III

Lev writes:

Entrepreneurs who make a difference are inspiring: they combine a personal passion with professional success. One such person is Valerie Johns, the Founder and President of Jizo and Chibi (

www.jizoandchibi.com

), a line of Buddhist-inspired jewelery that is beautiful and spiritually authentic. The latter is a key point of distinction from other brands, since Valerie offers people something different, something better. That is, her products resonate with the culture and traditions of Buddhism while appealing to people of all interests and faiths. Her training as a therapist and author also complements her work as an entrepreneur, because she wants to help people. I know of few companies with this level of personal outreach - and sincerity! - which explains the success of her business and the accolades she enjoys from consumers worldwide. I recently had the privilege of speaking with Valerie, and I encourage readers to learn more about Jizo and Chibi.



Jizo and Chibi

Lev writes:

Entrepreneurs who make a difference are inspiring: they combine a personal passion with professional success. One such person is Valerie Johns, the Founder and President of Jizo and Chibi (

www.jizoandchibi.com

), a line of Buddhist-inspired jewelery that is beautiful and spiritually authentic. The latter is a key point of distinction from other brands, since Valerie offers people something different, something better. That is, her products resonate with the culture and traditions of Buddhism while appealing to people of all interests and faiths. Her training as a therapist and author also complements her work as an entrepreneur, because she wants to help people. I know of few companies with this level of personal outreach - and sincerity! - which explains the success of her business and the accolades she enjoys from consumers worldwide. I recently had the privilege of speaking with Valerie, and I encourage readers to learn more about Jizo and Chibi.



Jizo and Chibi II

Lev writes:

Entrepreneurs who make a difference are inspiring: they combine a personal passion with professional success. One such person is Valerie Johns, the Founder and President of Jizo and Chibi (

www.jizoandchibi.com

), a line of Buddhist-inspired jewelery that is beautiful and spiritually authentic. The latter is a key point of distinction from other brands, since Valerie offers people something different, something better. That is, her products resonate with the culture and traditions of Buddhism while appealing to people of all interests and faiths. Her training as a therapist and author also complements her work as an entrepreneur, because she wants to help people. I know of few companies with this level of personal outreach - and sincerity! - which explains the success of her business and the accolades she enjoys from consumers worldwide. I recently had the privilege of speaking with Valerie, and I encourage readers to learn more about Jizo and Chibi.